Season? SEASON?!?!? WEE DON' NEEDZ NO STEEENKIN' SEEEZON!!!!




xiphius wrote:
...I have ALMOST convinced the girlfriend, old whatsername, that I AM the bass/baritone Vince Gill...


I think she kornfewzed Vince Gill with Larry the Cable Guy... Didn't I hear your audition for American Idol on the first show, Unk?



xiphius wrote:
...I'll do my best to keep you on the straight and narrow...


This brings to mind the old story of the fox guarding the hen house... Or was that me and Gonz guarding the Cathouse?


xiphius wrote:
...Old Uncle Cary...


Bass... Be sure to emphasize the "OLD" part. But he is our good ol' "Uncle Cary" here...

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