IF YOU THINK WE ARE PARANOID, YOU OUGHT TO CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER, THOSE CANUCKS TAKE IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL-----ANY TYPES OF AERSOL SPRAYS, THEY FREAK---ANYTHING NATURAL, IE: FOOD, DEER HORNS, BONES, ANYTHING GREEN, THEY FREAK, GUNS, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING----STREAKS IN YOUR UNDERWARE, EVERTHING??---KINDA FUNNY THOUGH, LAST YEAR, MY BUDDY PORTER, WHO DRIVES UP FOR OUR ANNUAL AK TRIP, AND HAULS ALL OF OUR FISHING GEAR, HAD A COONS, HOW YOU SAY? TOOTHPICK, JOHNSON, BONE, HANGING FROM THE REAR VIEW MIRROR, THEY SPOTTED IT, AND HUDDLED, WHAT IS THIS, PORTER TOLD THEM IT WAS A COON PRICK??THIS REALLY FREAKED THEM OUT, WE CAN'T ABIDE BY THAT, NOPE, NO COON PRICKS ALLOWED, OK, HE TURNED IT OVER, HE HAD A 7 FT. WHALE BALEEN OF MINE IN THE BACK, I HAD WRAPPED IN CARD BOARD TO BRING BACK, THEY NEVER FOUND---